Rat Race
Donald Sinclair (John Cleese), the eccentric billionaire owner of The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino in Las Vegas, devises a new game to entertain the wealthy gamblers that visit his hotel. Six special tokens are placed in the casino's slot machines, and the winners of them are gathered together and told that two million dollars in cash are hidden in a duffel bag in a train station locker in Silver City, New Mexico. They are told it's a no-holds-barred race to get there first and claim the money. Each winner is given a key that will open the locker and they are sent on their way. Sinclair's patrons place bets on who will win the race.
The players alter their modes of transport over the course of the film and encounter different problems along the way. Merill Jennings and her estranged mother Vera Baker meet a squirrel owner who sends them careening down a pit when they refuse to buy a squirrel. They steal a rocket car and race across the desert until the car runs out of fuel. The women stumble into a bus of "Crazy Ladies" until they reach Silver City, choking the bus' leader until they get off. Blaine and Duane Cody sabotage an airport radar, and then decide to make a copy of their key to double their chances of winning. However, a locksmith overhears their conversation and the steals the key for himself. The brothers chase him as he tries to escape in a hot air balloon, but they get the key back and leave the locksmith and a cow to float away dangling from the balloon. They crash into a monster truck rally and steal a vehicle after being distracted by an attractive woman with many piercings.
Owen Templeton, an ashamed football referee is left stranded in the desert by a vengeful taxi driver after he lost a bet thanks to Owen's mishap involving a coin toss at the start of a football match. Owen finds a bus full of women going to an I Love Lucy convention, but the bus crashes thanks to an incident involving the cow stuck on the balloon, and Owen reveals he is not a bus driver before fleeing from the women, using a horse to reach Silver City. The Pear Family, consisting of Randy, his wife Bev, and their children, visit a "Barbie Museum" on the way, actually dedicated to Nazi Klaus Barbie. Their car is damaged by the Codys, so they steal Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz car. Randy insults a group of female bikers, who attack the car and send it crashing into a rally of World War II veterans. Resembling Hitler due to a makeup smudge on his face, Randy wanders to a podium and shouts out garbled English at the veterans and insults them further by flipping them off whilst trying to explain what happened. He later drugs his family and loads them into a truck to continue the journey.
Nick Schaffer, an attorney, at first refuses to participate but changes his mind when he is offered a ride by helicopter pilot Tracy Faucet. On the way, they pass over the house of Tracy's boyfriend only to discover he is having an affair with his ex-girlfriend. An enraged Tracy attacks and chases her boyfriend, and then steals his pickup truck with Nick, continuting the journey with little incident other then car trouble. Enrico Pollini, a narcoleptic man, falls asleep at the start but later hitches a ride in an ambulance, its driver Zach delivering a preserved heart. Enrico fiddles with the heart and then flings it out of the window. They find the heart but fear it is damaged. Zach decides to take Enrico's heart, but the latter flees onto a passing train, and the heart is fixed when Zach touches an electric fence. Enrico gives his key to a baby but has to retrieve it when the train nears Silver City, thrown off when mistook for a pedophile. He finds himself in the station where the money is, but falls asleep before he can open the locker.
The other players arrive and discover the money missing, stolen by Sinclair's assistant Mr. Grisham and a hooker named Vicky. The locksmith and cow land in their getaway vehicle, resulting in the money getting swept away with the balloon, and causing their car to crash. Sinclair and his men take a plane to Silver City. The players use a bus to pursue the the money, finding it at a charity concert hosted by Smash Mouth and are convinced to surrender the money. Sinclair appears, and Nick tells the audience that he will double whatever total of money is given to the charity in question. The film ends with Sinclair throwing a tantrum whilst the players bafflingly dance, sing and perform stage dives as Smash Mouth performs their hit single "All Star".
