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Girls Will Be Girls

R
Genre: Comedy
In Theaters:
3.5

Evie Harris (Jack Plotnick) is a washed-up, alcoholic, aging C-List actress (star of kinetoscope, stage, television, and film in such works as the TV special "Christmas Evie," vaudeville-era appearances promoting 'Dr. Vim's Miracle Elixir,' "Court TV: Celebrities Who Kill," Tabitha (TV series) and the sad '70s disaster epic Asteroid [tagline: 'Earth Might Get Crushed!']). She lives in a tackily out-of-style bungalow with Coco (Clinton Leupp), a homely, lonely, doormat of a spinster who carries a torch for the handsome young doctor who performed her abortion years ago.

Evie's life is turned upside-down by the arrival of a new roommate, Varla Simonds (Jeffery Roberson), the voracious, starry-eyed daughter of Evie's rival, late actress Marla Simonds (whose claims to fame included playing Chesty on "Fill Her Up," the short-lived but widely acclaimed spinoff of "C.P.O. Sharkey," and almost being cast as the lead in "Asteroid" before Evie captured that "breakout" role). Evie acts very competitive around Varla, especially as she recognizes the growing chemistry between the young up-and-comer and her sweet, handsome and microscopically endowed son and "ambulance chasing" lawyer, Stevie (Ron Mathews). When Varla snags a plum starring role in commercials for "Bizzy Gal dinners" (which are TV dinners rendered chemically unstable to simulate heat, whose warning label declares that "possible side effects of consumption include cancer, bleeding, enlargement of the heart, and second degree burns along the rectal cavity resulting in irreversible incontinence") tensions and jealousies amongst the three women reach a boiling point and treachery soon rears its ugly head.

Director:

Richard Day
Screenplay: Richard Day
Studio: MGM
DVD Release: No release information.
Tagline: An Actress' Life Can Be A Real Drag!
Synopsis

Evie Harris (Jack Plotnick) is a washed-up, alcoholic, aging C-List actress (star of kinetoscope, stage, television, and film in such works as the TV special "Christmas Evie," vaudeville-era appearances promoting 'Dr. Vim's Miracle Elixir,' "Court TV: Celebrities Who Kill," Tabitha (TV series) and the sad '70s disaster epic Asteroid [tagline: 'Earth Might Get Crushed!']). She lives in a tackily out-of-style bungalow with Coco (Clinton Leupp), a homely, lonely, doormat of a spinster who carries a torch for the handsome young doctor who performed her abortion years ago.

Evie's life is turned upside-down by the arrival of a new roommate, Varla Simonds (Jeffery Roberson), the voracious, starry-eyed daughter of Evie's rival, late actress Marla Simonds (whose claims to fame included playing Chesty on "Fill Her Up," the short-lived but widely acclaimed spinoff of "C.P.O. Sharkey," and almost being cast as the lead in "Asteroid" before Evie captured that "breakout" role). Evie acts very competitive around Varla, especially as she recognizes the growing chemistry between the young up-and-comer and her sweet, handsome and microscopically endowed son and "ambulance chasing" lawyer, Stevie (Ron Mathews). When Varla snags a plum starring role in commercials for "Bizzy Gal dinners" (which are TV dinners rendered chemically unstable to simulate heat, whose warning label declares that "possible side effects of consumption include cancer, bleeding, enlargement of the heart, and second degree burns along the rectal cavity resulting in irreversible incontinence") tensions and jealousies amongst the three women reach a boiling point and treachery soon rears its ugly head.

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